THIS WEEEK - 122 PAGES
TOTAL PAAGES - 802 PAGES
FAVORITE SENTEENCES -
1. IN SPOOKY MOVIES, DO YOU RAIL AT THE BELEAGUERED CHARACTERS TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THE HAUNTED HOUSE, TO GET SMART AND LEAVE? THEY POKE INTO ROOMS WITH A HISTORY OF BLOODY MURDER, INTO ATTICS HUNG WITH COBWEBS AND SHADOWS, INTO CELLARS ACRAWL WITH COCKROACHES AND CACODEMONS, AND WHEN THEY ARE CHAPPED-STABBED-GUTTED-BEHEADED=BURNED WITH THE FLAMBOYANCE NECESSARY TO SATISFY HOLLYWOOD'S MOST PSYCHOTIC DIRECTORS, WE SHUDDER, AND THEN WE SAY, "IDIOT," FOR BY THEIR STUPIDITY THEY HAVE EARNED THEIR FATE.
OK THAT WAS KINDA LONG, BUT I REALLY LIKED THIS BECAUSE I AGREE WITH IT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT AND IT BUGS ME IN SCARY MOVIES WHEN PEOPLE ARE STUPID AND FOLLOW THE OPENING DOOR.
2. IF I HAD BEEN ABLE TO SPEAK TO HIM, I'M NOT CERTAIN WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID. HOW'S IT HANGING?
I LIKED THIS SENTENCE BECAUSE IT SHOWS ODD'S OCCASIONAL LOSS FOR WORDS AND AWKWARDNESS.
3. AT THE START, I WARNED YOU THAT I LEAD AN UNUSUAL LIFE.
THE REASON FOR LIKING THIS SENTENCE IS BECAUSE HE ADDRESSES THE AUDIENCE, EMPHASIZING THAT HE'S STILL AWARE OF US.
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